haha, i seriously dunno what's up with my random topic..
but i am very sure you'll agree with me after reading this post!!
:D
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1. Being EMO helps you to do housework.
Okay, people. You must be thinking i am absolutely mad now. But i am not! Well, if you ever need to mow the lawn, remember to make the grass EMO! This is a very important factor. It is obviously more important than Obama.. Cos' if you make the grass EMO, they will cut themselves. And that will save you lots of trouble!
Look at it this way...
[Person EMO = cut him/herself.]
[Grass EMO = cut themselves = mowing the lawn without standing under the brigh bright hot hot sun!]
You must thank me for this wonderful finding!
heh heh...
Erm, i know this is plain lame shit, you don't have to tell me, cos' i fully understand. (:
I repeat, your teacher will not send you for counselling when he/she sees you EMO-ING. No, i am not trying to bullshit around here again. Okay, maybe i am, but who cares?! If your teacher calls you EMO and tries to send you to the counsellor, shout at him/her: DON'T CALL ME EMO OR I'LL CRY BIG JUICY TEARS OF BLOOD AND PAIN, THEN I'LL DIE AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT! Then give him/her a "FUCK YOU, STOP STARING AT ME" face. This is guaranteed workable! :D
3.EMO kids have cool hair!
4.One day a EMO Mac Donald's will rise.
Then they will have this slogan:
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OH YEAH!
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