[May differ from the real smses]
Cheryl : Hello
Me : HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Cheryl : Haha.ok.thx.u gg overseas dis year??
Cheryl : Haha.ok.thx.u gg overseas dis year??
Me : No...Got band and H1N1
Cheryl : HAHA! Good 4 ur parents lah.dun nid spend money on hols day trip:-D
Me : You gng overseas?
Cheryl : Yeah.gg 2 taiwan 2 contract h1n1.Passing the virus 2 u
Me : YAY! Buy souvenir for me hor!
Cheryl : Yah lah yah lah.buy the chicken back 4 u as well so u can kana chicken flu oso(: i nt so free nw...sms u again at 5
Around 8 plus...
Me : So the chickie thing on?
Cheryl : Yeah.getting you black chicken,white chicken n flying chicken
Me : What abt chicken little? (Ahhh! The sky's falling!)
Cheryl : Hmm.gotto tink bout tat.i dun wan the sky to fall on me
Me : You'll have free cotton candy! Anw, geylang got chicken too.
Cheryl : Yah..u wan 1 of those??
Me : We share lor. How can i possibly leave you out of this wonderful event?
Cheryl : No lah.my bed 2 small 4 two ppl
Me : You go courts and tell the salesperson you want try the bed there.
Cheryl : Too expensive for me lah
Me : Best solution of the day : Come my house!
Cheryl : Mmm..good solution.bt i tink the best is tat u giv me ur bed..ur bed is 4 the chickie.den u dun n ur chickie slp on the floor.haha
Me : I take my hat off you
Cheryl : Ok..den hu will u giv ur hat 2?
Me : My chickie!
Cheryl : Hw many chicken u wan?u onli gt 1 hat leh
Me :
Cheryl : Lol
Next day...
Me : Can buy duck for me too?
Cheryl : Duck keychain?
Me : I want kana duck flu.
Cheryl : I scared wen i help u buy i oso kana..ltr i got duck flu.chicken flu n h1n1 ..my future is bright and long...dun wan die yet.still young
Me : lol